A blonde walks into a salon with her long, golden locks and tells the hairdresser she wants to dye her hair green. The hairdresser is taken aback and asks, "Why green, dear?" The blonde replies, "I heard it's the new blonde." blonde joke green hairWhy did the blonde dye her hair green?
A brunette. blonde joke green hairWhat do you call a blonde with green hair?
You mix blue and yellow hair dye. blonde joke green hairHow do you make a blonde's hair green?
"I think I've been punk'd!" blonde joke green hairWhat did the blonde say when she saw her green hair?
She wanted to be "in sync" with the green food coloring in her St. Patrick's Day beer. blonde joke green hairWhy did the blonde put green food coloring in her hair?
A fashion-forward blonde. blonde joke green hairWhat do you call a blonde with green highlights?
She kept throwing away all the Ws. blonde joke green hairWhy did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A rarity. blonde joke green hairWhat do you call a blonde with green eyes?
Because the box said "2-4 years." blonde joke green hairWhy did the blonde get excited when she finished a puzzle in 6 months?
A trendsetter. blonde joke green hairWhat do you call a blonde with green lipstick?